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Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Toilet codes

Akpos in a hurry used the ladies ‘toilet in a posh hotel’.  He sat down and noticed four buttons – WW, WA, PP and APR. Curious, he pressed WW and his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much!  He then pressed WA and a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it, he
pressed PP and a POWDER PUFF made him smell fresh.  Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last button APR. He later woke up in a hospital.  A nurse smiled and said to him, “Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER. When the machine couldn’t find a pad on you, it went for your balls. Your balls are in the jar over there.”

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