Funny Photo: Boys3Men

Funny Photo: Boys3Men

Funny Photo: Boys3Men

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Exam questions

WAASCE 2015 Integrated Science  Q2(a)(i) Mention 3 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep)  Check the answer that Akpos gave:      The goat when you use it for soup it taste waaaaooow but the sheep when u use it for soup it does not taste waaaaow.     Goats give soup perfume

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Principal's Daughter

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and a female student in school  AKPOS: Isn’t our

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Toilet codes

Akpos in a hurry used the ladies ‘toilet in a posh hotel’.  He sat down and noticed four buttons – WW, WA, PP and APR. Curious, he pressed WW and his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much!  He then pressed WA and a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it, he

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Lying wife

Akpos and his lawyer had the following conversation:Lawyer: “Why do you want to get a divorce?”  Akpos: “My wife wasn’t home the entire night and in the morning; she said she spent the night at her

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After s*x

The following is a chat conversation between Akpos and his girlfriend on Whatsapp:  Girlfriend: Hey  Akpos: Hey  Girlfriend: Hope you are fine.  Akpos: Yeah.You?  Girlfriend: I’m good, dear. Ever since you slept

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Ten sins committed on Facebok

1. You buy some cheap underwear at a Bend- Down- Select under market& on facebook you write:”I love Gucci underwears” *God is watching you*  2. You’re a married man with 2 kids & on facebook you always claim to be single *God is watching you*  3. You’re 21 yrs old & you’re dating a man of 59 yrs, your updates say “can’t wait to see my baby.” Is that your baby or your ancestor? *God is watching you*  4. You’re are drinking ice water & you update “I’m drinking Johnny Walker on the

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Crazy prayer

Akpos’ pastor added him on facebook and he innocently accepted.  Two minutes later his message came in:  Pastor: How are you?  Akpos: I’m fine, my daddy.  Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head  Akpos: (no reply)  Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family.  Akpos: (no reply)  Pastor: May God slash you with the axe of life  Akpos: (no reply)  Pastor: May God stab you with the knife of riches  Akpos: (no reply)  Pastor: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success  Akpos: (no reply)  Pastor: May the World Trade Centre of happiness collapse on you and your family  Akpos (no reply)  Pastor: Are you there?  Akpos: Yes, my daddy  Pastor: You should be saying amen to claim the Blessings.  Akpos: Ok, May the over-speeding trailer of blessings jam and crush you and your family. May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members. May the sea of miracles drown you and your family members in Jesus’ name.  Pastor: (no reply)  Akpos: You should be saying ‘Amen’ to claim these prayers  Pastor: May thunder fire you! Idiot!

Akpos’ pastor added him on facebook and he innocently accepted.
Two minutes later his message came in:
Pastor: How are you?
Akpos: I’m fine, my daddy.
Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family.
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May God slash you with the axe of life
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May God stab you with the knife of riches
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May the World Trade Centre of happiness collapse on you and your family
Akpos (no reply)
Pastor: Are you there?
Akpos: Yes, my daddy
Pastor: You should be saying amen to claim the Blessings.
Akpos: Ok, May the over-speeding trailer of blessings jam and crush you and your family. May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members. May the sea of miracles drown you and your family members in Jesus’ name.
Pastor: (no reply)
Akpos: You should be saying ‘Amen’ to claim these prayers
Pastor: May thunder fire you! Idiot!
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sweet revenge

A policeman stopped Davidamebo and collected bribe of $70 for driving without licence.However, the policeman forgot his iPhone 6 inside the car.  He has been calling and begging Akpos to return his phone. 

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Text Message Trouble

Men of the Nigerian Police Force arrest Akpos and they were checking his phone.
At that moment of checking his phone, a text message comes in.

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